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  1. Frank Frank says:

    One day, Jeff Burk, head editor for Deadite Press sat alone pondering what direction his cult horror press needed to go Deadite Press had tackled zombies and vampires and giants and cryptoids and giant worms and grotesque body horror and well, everything but the kitchen sink it seemed He sighed Where does the premier cult horror press to the world go from here Thats when author and doll mutilator, Christine Morgan strolled through the door and slapped down a slimy, teal glowing slug on his de One day, Jeff Burk, head editor for Deadite Press sat alone pondering what direction his cult horror press needed to go Deadite Press had tackled zombies and vampires and giants and cryptoids and giant worms and grotesque body horror and well, everything but the kitchen sink it seemed He sighed Where does the premier cult horror press to the world go from here Thats when author and doll mutilator, Christine Morgan strolled through the door and slapped down a slimy, teal glowing slug on his desk What the fuck is that Burk exclaimed Its an old He Man Battle Cat that I lopped the legs off of, repainted and added a bit of home grown special lighting effects to But that s not the question, it s the answer The answer Burk asked, intrigued The answer to your conundrum It s a succubus from SPERMJACKERS FROM HELL, the book I wrote and you re going to publish because there is a giant gap in succubus books from Deadite Jeff Burk laughed having gone mad with delight.Christine Morgan wrung her hands, an evil gesture that could only mean one thing she came up with a great idea to mangle another child s toy.Meanwhile, somewhere else and quite sometime later, Frank Edler wrote this ridiculous review for said Deadite Press publication of said Christine Morgan succubus cult horror classic He enjoyed it


  2. Jack Strange Jack Strange says:

    I have the paperback edition of Spermjackers on my desk right now, open at page 34.The last line on that page reads But it d be sick, gratuitous, and wrong Few people as long as they re not prudish or easily offended will read that line without laughing out loud, or at the very least cracking one hell of a smile, because of the paragraphs that immediately precede it.There are other lines which work to similar effect, but this is the one that sticks in my mind for some reason.Spermjackers is I have the paperback edition of Spermjackers on my desk right now, open at page 34.The last line on that page reads But it d be sick, gratuitous, and wrong Few people as long as they re not prudish or easily offended will read that line without laughing out loud, or at the very least cracking one hell of a smile, because of the paragraphs that immediately precede it.There are other lines which work to similar effect, but this is the one that sticks in my mind for some reason.Spermjackers is funny at times, hilarious but, for all its humour, quite horrific when it reaches its sickening climax I don t want to give away any plot spoilers let s just say that in keeping with tradition in the horror genre, not every protagonist comes out of it well.Features I d like to pick out for special mention are 1 This book comes out fighting from the opening bell Things happen quickly You won t get bored waiting around for the plot to develop 2 The dialogue of the teeanagers at the centre of the story I m guessing the author has teenage kids herself, because it rings very true at least to me 3 Throughout the tale, beginning at page 30, the author deconstructs the novel format This was a high risk strategy which could have gone horribly wrong That it doesn t, and that it adds to the entertainment value of this fine if deeply perverse book is testament to Christine Morgan s writing skills 4 The perverse scenario that drives the plot forward is tackled with a gleeful gusto I suppose it had to be all or nothing with this sort of concept, especially as the publisher is Deadite Press I confess I haven t read any other books with the Deadite imprint, but I know of their reputation, and I m guessing that this book is on a par with the most extreme they have to offer.In a nutshell of you want something fast paced, deeply and perversely funny, topped off with a good measure of genuine, nasty horror, then look no further this is your book


  3. Mel Mel says:

    Gross, dude.


  4. Horace Derwent Horace Derwent says:

    aliens, zombies, demonesses, which ones would you like to fuck or be fuct by i d rather choose an evil female with fangs and wings and a point tail


  5. Donald Armfield Donald Armfield says:

    I ve learned a lesson from this book Never think with your member Although most of us guys have all done that in the past But when summoning a succubus read this first consider it your learning manual.Filled with pop culture and teenage antics Morgan whips up a can of kickass sleazy sexy satire that leaves you withthan just hairy palms And the science aspects of it all says oops and there may beon the other side


  6. Brad Tierney Brad Tierney says:

    Ms Morgan s unique style is absolutely amazing It s difficult to pin down, but her usages of lingo, slang, jargon, banter, language, phrasing, timing, odd vocabulary, punctuation, chapter size, pop culture, and innuendo all mix and flow effortlessly, stimulating all 5 senses at once The end result is indisputable proof of her original, engaging, truly stunning method of storytelling I ll read everything she writes until I die 5 5 Sloppy slick Skulls


  7. Annette Vecellio Annette Vecellio says:

    Pretty funny story If u don t like sick humor then this book is not for u.


  8. Wheeping Angel Wheeping Angel says:

    giving this book two stars was just a complementI have read Matt shaw and authors who were pretty dark and this was just trying to be dark but fell flat on it face i love my gore and weird stuffthe author should focusondetails then jumping off subjecti seen authors like bentley little have different chapter with other people and explainingshe has three or four characters that were off subject who basically tried to have a life of there owni think it was just she tryin giving this book two stars was just a complementI have read Matt shaw and authors who were pretty dark and this was just trying to be dark but fell flat on it face i love my gore and weird stuffthe author should focusondetails then jumping off subjecti seen authors like bentley little have different chapter with other people and explainingshe has three or four characters that were off subject who basically tried to have a life of there owni think it was just she trying too hardbut remember this is my opinionbut we got to remember the succubi just smh on that one..i can not go into that oneand how she ended the book for a sequel..just smh This author jump off subject so much it was funny..and boy she was feminist in this bookshe must hate sexy comic book heroshe found it all sexist in a bad wayi am female and i find they she was putting vampirella sexy look down and even the shape shiftier from x men downsmhi find that she wanted to be part of the boys then writeto off subject for my tastenot worth the money she had for this bookand i never complained about how much i spent on a book either and i do this one.


  9. lina lina says:

    What can i sayThis author jump off subject so much it was funny..and boy she was feminist in this bookshe must hate sexy comic book heroshe found it all sexist in a bad wayi am female and i find thay she was putting vampirella sexy look down and even the shape shifter from x men dowsmhi find that she wanted to be part of the boys then writeto off subject for my tastrnot worth the money she had for this bookand i never complained about how much i spent on a book either and What can i sayThis author jump off subject so much it was funny..and boy she was feminist in this bookshe must hate sexy comic book heroshe found it all sexist in a bad wayi am female and i find thay she was putting vampirella sexy look down and even the shape shifter from x men dowsmhi find that she wanted to be part of the boys then writeto off subject for my tastrnot worth the money she had for this bookand i never complained about how much i spent on a book either and i do this one.


  10. Bob Bob says:

    This waswell, pretty much exactly what you d expect from a book called Spermjackers From Hell except, of course, the horny succubus in question is absolutely nothing like what you d expect While Christine Morgan absolutely delivers on the premise, she does so in ways that are absurdly unexpected, which make this a far aenjoyable read.Before we get into the story, I have to talk about the storytelling for a moment This is a clever, self aware, disjointed sort of narrative that be This waswell, pretty much exactly what you d expect from a book called Spermjackers From Hell except, of course, the horny succubus in question is absolutely nothing like what you d expect While Christine Morgan absolutely delivers on the premise, she does so in ways that are absurdly unexpected, which make this a far aenjoyable read.Before we get into the story, I have to talk about the storytelling for a moment This is a clever, self aware, disjointed sort of narrative that begins near the end, before rewinding back to the start, with frequent vignettes where Morgan breaks the fourth wall and talks directly to the reader On the positive side, the style creates some artificial tension, and serves to keep you on your toes, never knowing what s coming next On the negative side, those vignettes feel like unfulfilled promises, teasing us with unholy erotic retributions that ultimately happen off the page, only to be recapped in passing There s almost an entire second book waiting in those vignettes.Okay, so back to the story This starts out with your basic horror movie premise a gang of slackers decide to summon a succubus, and plan to do it from within the bowels of the abandoned bomb shelter in the park It s a great scenario and a great setting, and Morgan gleefully indulges in their squeamish excitement Nobody, of course, really expects it to work, and even after their frantic flight from the scene, they still manage to convince themselves it was an elaborate prank played by their missing friend There is a lot of tension between friends, both before and after, and the way Morgan plays on their anxieties is spot on.As for the succubus after all, you did come for the Spermjackers From Hell pun gleefully intended she s a surprise I am hesitant about spoiling In terms of physical appearance, she is nothing like what you expect, but in terms of erotic performance, she s everything you dreamed ofand had nightmares about She preys on the darkest fantasies and fetishes of the town as much as she does their most innocent lusts and longings, giving them exactly what they think they crave most Again, no spoilers, but when we finally get a glimpse of her lairit is total nightmare fetish fuel, a horrifying fate that, despite its grotesque elements, still has a touch of forbidden attraction.The final twist at the end was perfect, and I am almost embarrassed to say I didn t see it coming With the door left open for a sequel, I would definitely be up for a second summoning, especially if it can deliver on some of those vignette teases


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Spermjackers From Hell [Reading] ➷ Spermjackers From Hell By Christine Morgan – Thomashillier.co.uk Let s summon a succubus, they said It ll be fun, they said I have some friends and we had a crazy idea let s summon a demon Not just any demon but a sexy devil chick that will do anything we want even Let s summon a succubus, they said It ll be fun, they said I have some friends and we had a crazy idea let s summon a demon Not just any demon but a sexy devil chick that will do anything we want even butt stuff It ll be easy It s not like it s going to work Monsters aren t real We were wrong Really fucking wrong The demon is not what we thought and it s making horrible things happen People are cutting into Spermjackers From PDF or each other s junk, some guy is fucking his dog, and sex slugs from Hell are raping us and stealing our semen in order to build a goddamn hive We didn t mean for any of this But we re gonna fix it Just after a few beers and bong hits From Christine Morgan, author of Mythic Lust the Minotaur, and The Raven s Table Viking Stories, comes a sleazy and deviant satire about sex, occultism, and nerd culture.

    Free Unlimited eBook a goddamn hive We didn t mean for any of this But we re gonna fix it Just after a few beers and bong hits From Christine Morgan, author of Mythic Lust the Minotaur, and The Raven s Table Viking Stories, comes a sleazy and deviant satire about sex, occultism, and nerd culture."/>
  • Kindle Edition
  • 247 pages
  • Spermjackers From Hell
  • Christine Morgan
  • English
  • 17 August 2017

About the Author: Christine Morgan

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