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The Bad Beginning [Download] ➾ The Bad Beginning ➹ Lemony Snicket – Dear ReaderI'm sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children Even though they are charming and clever the Dear ReaderI'm sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children The Bad PDF \ Even though they are charming and clever the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe From the very first page of this book when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news continuing on through the entire story disaster lurks at their heels One might say they are magnets for misfortuneIn this short book alone the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain itchy clothing a disastrous fire a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfastIt is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy if you prefer that sort of thingWith all due respect Lemony Snicket.

10 thoughts on “The Bad Beginning

  1. Jesse (JesseTheReader) Jesse (JesseTheReader) says:

    I'm not going to rate this because I've already read this book stand by my first rating of it I adore this story so much I'm so happy that I took the time to re read it It made me feel SO nostalgic reading it I can't wait for the netflix series

  2. Mark Lawrence Mark Lawrence says:

    I'm reading through this series with my daughter Celyn 10 years old very disabled hence Dad does the readingEdit Finished reviewed all 13So this is a clever entertaining book set in a world like ours but populated with bizarre characters and with distinctly dark undercurrentsRecurring themes throughout the series arei Adults are mindbogglingly stupidii The narrator Lemony Snicket is a character we glimpse in tantalising snatchesiii Words that stretch a child's vocabulary are used regularly but defined in context by the narrator in an amusing wayiv The three siblings Violet 14 Klaus 12 and Sunny 1 will use their singular talents respectively inventorbookwormbiter to solve the problemv That problem will be Count OlaafThe book like Roald Dahl's work succeeds with a combination of wit slapstick and maliceShort very readable will leave you wanting the nextThis one sets the scene rapidly orphaning the children establishing the goal to survive long enough to take control of their huge inheritance and their adversary Count Olaaf and his theatre troop of sinister villainsWe have ten of the books because my elder children loved them when they were young On book 5 I'm thinking we'll probably read them allEDIT I have now posted reviews of all 13 books in the series check them out You should join my 3 emails a year mailing list for updates about my books #prizes

  3. Caz (littlebookowl) Caz (littlebookowl) says:

    For some reason I had the sudden urge to re read these books so I decided to start listening to them on audiobook I have the 11th book in a physical copy but I will eventually be picking the rest of them up as well

  4. emma emma says:

    YES The least fascinatingly detailed book in my favorite series It just keeps getting better and better folksSo for the three misguided people who haven’t read this series first off get ON THAT What are you doing? There is nothing so important in your life that you can’t put it off in order to read this serieshttpsemmareadstoomuchwordpresscoSecond we follow the Baudelaires Violet Klaus and Sunny through what can only be Very Foreseeably Described as a series of unfortunate events I can’t put it better than Lemony Snicket himself so I’ll just shoehorn in his words Within these pages “the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain itchy clothing a disastrous fire a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfast” So the things about these booksthe setting is amazing Lemony Snicket creates this almost reality wherein even the smallest most mundane occurrence is Veritably Fixed Deliberate This phenomenon becomes and clear as the series progresses which is why the first book is the worst one Or maybe the last one is depending on how many uestions it answers None of these sneaky behind the scenes things are a Visibly Forceful Development in the first book so it’s not as funBut I loved this series so much in my childhood Lemony Snicket taught me the power of books and of words Most stuff when you’re a kid makes you feel like anything you could do would be nothing than a Viciously Futile Diversion But I have vivid memories of being a fairly small child and intensely poring over the pages of these books looking for clues and ways to help the Baudelaires and as this book says “the people who liked them” And I felt like I was doing something even if it was fictionalI have Lemony Snicket to thank for a lot of thingsAnyway I’m getting almostdare I say emotional so I’m going to wrap this up These books are funny exciting dark and teeming with clues and Easter eggs for those who care to look On top of it all the TV series is a pitch perfect adaptation and if you ask me about the movie I’ll look you right in the eye but not actually and ask what movie you’re talking aboutMan I love these books I could reread them every year and never get bored I know this because of a very scientific process wherein I reread them pretty much every yearBottom line READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT The world is uiet here

  5. Cristina Monica Cristina Monica says:

    Poor Baudelaire siblings life really hasn’t been easy on them these last few days The misfortune that incessantly befell them was heartbreaking But the children are strong so strong and intelligent and brave They don’t have anyone else in the world but each otherI fell for them as deeply as I fell for A Little Princess’ Sarah How could we as readers not after beholding such tragedy?Because the orphans are so likeable which led me to care for them and their future I never wanted to stop reading Being assured that Violet Klaus and Sunny would find their happily ever after was my first preoccupationMany events conducted the lives of the Baudelaires and although they were unmistakably unhappy and antagonistic ones I found charming how much we learned about the characters from them However the story and its protagonists are not the only elements that will enthral readers I personally thought the writing style to be delightful simple but elegant and effective Without being overly descriptive it produces vivid grotesue images in the reader’s mind While I understand why some disliked the liberty the author took in interrupting the flow of events for a second or two to swiftly provide a definition for certain words or expressions literal I was never bothered by that and in fact welcomed the process I couldn’t do anything else but read this in one sitting They called to me those dear Baudelaires Blog | Youtube | Twitter | Instagram | Google | Bloglovin’

  6. C.G. Drews C.G. Drews says:

    This series was my ENTIRE LIFE when I was a small human child I saved any and all money I received to buy the books my first collection of matching hardcovers and listened to them on cassette tape OKAY GUESS WHO JUST SOUNDS OLD RIGHT NOW when I wasn't re reading the physical copies Hello I even intended to become a famous author myself and write under the pseudonym Orange Peel because obviously So yes I am a mild fan right here And I decided I had to reread before the Netflix series comes out Of which I will be watching And hopefully flailing ecstatically which is a big big word here which means FREAKING OUT BECAUSE LEMONY SNICKET IS THE BEST THING OF LIFEAhemI also loved the movie just so you know SODA SODA BANANA #IUnderstoodThatReferenceObviously the series is timeless I completely adored it even though I'm 23 and not erm 10 But whatever The true sign of a good book is that any age can adore itAlthough I found the story 1000% creepy than I did as a kidbecause Olaf's ploy to marry Violet because just that bit creepy when you think about itAnd of course it made my little soul totally muchly pained to see the torment the Baudelaire's go through But I love the clever uips and the witty jokes and I adore how it doesn't dumb down the children Any time a character tries to dumb down a character the Baudelaire's glare and fight back GO SMART CHILDREN WHO DESERVE TO BE TREATED AS HUMANS AND NOT OBJECTS I love this series omg Wait while I frolic down memory lane THIS IS AN UNFORTUNATE SERIES AND I LOVE IT

  7. Mischenko Mischenko says:

    Up until now the three Baudelaire children have lived a fairly lavish life until a raging fire burns through their home with their parents inside Their deaths are suspicious and nobody really knows how the fire started in the first place Now they have nothing left and Mr Poe must find a relative that’s willing to take on the responsibility of caring for them “Mr Poe opened his mouth to say something but erupted into a brief fit of coughing “I have made arrangements” he said finally “for you to be raised by a distant relative of yours who lives on the other side of town His name is Count Olaf” When the children are delivered to their new caretaker Count Olaf their hope is that their life will take a turn for the better However it seems that Count Olaf’s only interest is gaining their family fortune and the Baudelaire children must find a way to protect themselves from his nasty schemes There were comical parts in the book and surely the whole story isn’t just bad events happening to the children I felt that there were positive aspects too I personally admired how the children stood together and had each other’s back They’re intelligent kids–effective problem solvers–and make the best out of the predicament they’re in Also there are many important messages about family trust embracing what you have and making the best of it For me the biggest takeaway was that justice and life in general don’t always work in our favor as the adults who are supposed to be the protectors make one mistake after another in this book It’s enough to drive one mad and reminded me of how crazy things can get when deranged people have power and control over others especially children I enjoyed the writing and thought it was really easy to follow We loved the illustrations but found ourselves wanting because there aren’t that many and mainly just at the beginning of each chapter There are freuent new vocabulary words introduced for children to learn and I appreciated the addition of them with thorough explanations “It is very useful when one is young to learn the difference between “literally” and “figuratively” If something happens literally it actually happens; if something happens figuratively it feels like it is happening If you are literally jumping for joy for instance it means you are leaping in the air because you are very happy If you are figuratively jumping for joy it means you are so happy that you could jump for joy but are saving your energy for other matters” The ending is left wide open for the second book The Reptile Room I’m really looking forward to starting the next book and reading this whole series My plan is to read them all with my kids before we start the Netflix series4You can see all my reviews wwwreadrantrockandrollcom

  8. Mohammed Arabey Mohammed Arabey says:

    We have in Egypt this saying; Who sees the Unfortunate Events of others feel solace about his own Unfortunatesاللي يشوف ميسفورشنت ايفينتس الناس تهون عليه ميسفورشنته So 2016 wasn't my year EST 2011 and now I'm hitting rock bottomhaving A Series of Unfortunate EventsSo I said why not give this title a try accompanied by this mysterious black cat that sat with me the whole 2 hours readIt's really dark fun Misfortune kids Orphans' storyAnd a Gothic villainAnd the author himself Mr Lemony Snicket;who advises you repeatedly that this book is sad and misfortune and not with a happy endingsand please close it or return it if you can't handle all this misfortuneEven the TV show latest adaptation tells u to just LOOK AWAY well that's true you should stop reading this review now as welllook for something happier BUT as our beloved mother Country sayingwhich I said earlier I didn't Look AwayAnd that wassickly funThe Story The Baudelaire 3 children lost their parents their huge house and everything they own in a fire But not their huge bank accountMrPoe the banker is the one responsible to see them to the 'proper' guardian Proper here refer to something that never happened oh he delivered them to a guardian but proper is not a suitable word to describe Count OlafWho's has nothing to do with them but plotting to get his hand of their fortune Which they even can't get their hand on it till the eldest Violet14 come of ageTo try to get their fortune He puts them in a Series of Unfortunate EventsAnd by the second half of the Book One his first grand plan is to wed Violet by deceiveHow how can they know the deceive how can they escape his plan without endanger their lives??? that's the book one for youOh and no matter what do you think the author stick to his wordNo Happy Endings hereThe Writing Style It's really like children book the style the easy sentences and even when the author use a big or fancy word he always give the meaning of it even if it's easy in a very funny way Also he does that in expressions and literature techniues as wellIt's sarcastic and if it's really a children's bookit's the Darkest one ever writtenIf you read of Mr Lemony Snicket's real life you'll feel he's been 'forced' somehow to write a children books It's 1999 the phenomenon of Harry Potter was on the catching fire stage that's why the result comes like it's a Satire of children books Satire here means a dark fun sarcastic imitation of normal life children booksThe creating of the Lemony Snicket constant commentaries through the book as a detective who investigate the Baudelaire orphans' Series and tell this as a story for ether very young readers or slow ones that worked as a very funny 'comic relief' amidst all the Misfortune Unfortunate Events Series'Comic Relief' here means small funny moments that gets between tensed or serious onesWell That's it for a small book reviews I over talked it I guess but I really loved this absurd dark fun ofUnfortunate EventsMohammed Arabey16 January 2017To 17 January 2017

  9. Melissa ♥ Dog/Wolf Lover ♥ Martin Melissa ♥ Dog/Wolf Lover ♥ Martin says:

    If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off reading some other book In this book not only is there no happy ending there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle This is because not very many happy things happened in the lives of the three Baudelaire youngsters Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire were intelligent children and they were charming and resourceful and had pleasant facial features but they were extremely unlucky and most everything that happened to them was rife with misfortune misery and despair I'm sorry to tell you this but that is how the story goesI am ashamed to say that I have had this 13 book hardback boxset since 2013 and I am just now getting around to it I put it on one of my challenges for this year but now I'm thinking I might should wait for the tv show on Netflix I wonder when that is coming out SOME SPOILERSThese poor kids They are just having a day of play when they find out their parents die in a fire at their house and they have nothing And Mr Poe who is oblivious and lives in his own little world sends them to life with a distant relative the evil Count Olaf All he count wants is the children's money that Violet is to get when she comes of age Olaf makes the children do horrible chores cook sleep in one bed and the house is atrocious But the kids do find some peace with the neighbor Justice Strauss She lets them cover over and read books from her library Oh the joy of that But the evil Olaf has a plan to get the money all for himself and he almost succeeds but Violet is a little too smart for old Olaf and I loved it I saw the movie for this years ago and I think someone told me it is compiled of the first three books I thought it was good though I am really looking forward to the Netflix tv series and the rest of the books MY BLOG Melissa Martin's Reading List

  10. Ahmad Sharabiani Ahmad Sharabiani says:

    The Bad Beginning Lemony SnicketThe Bad Beginning is the first novel of the children's novel series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket The novel tells the story of three children Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire who become orphans following a fire and are sent to live with Count Olaf who attempts to steal their inheritanceعنوانها آغاز بد؛ شروع ناگوار؛ شروع بد؛ آغاز شوم؛ نویسنده لمونی اسنیکت؛ تاریخ نخستین خوانش روز شانزدهم ماه آوریل سال 2011میلادیعنوان آغاز بد؛ نویسنده لمونی اسنیکت؛ مترجم امیرهوشنگ مهرپرور؛ تهران، فرزانه، 1381؛ در ص؛عنوان شروع ناگوار؛ نویسنده لمونی اسنیکت؛ مترجم نسترن پاشایی؛ تهران، ماهی، 1381، در 136ص؛ شابک 9649333304؛ چاپ دوم 1382؛ سوم 1383؛ چهارم 1384؛ چاپ ششم 1386؛ در 125ص؛ هفتم 1387، در 128ص؛ شابک 9789649333311؛ چاپ دهم 1390؛ موضوع داستانهای نویسندگان امریکایی سده 20معنوان آغاز شوم؛ نویسنده لمونی اسنیکت؛ مترجم حسین قنبری؛ مشهد، شریعه توس، 1384؛ در 104ص، مصور؛ شابک 9649431608؛ عنوان شروع بد؛ نویسنده لمونی اسنیکت؛ مترجم فرزانه کریمی؛ تهران، قدیانی، 1387؛ در 167ص، مصور؛ شابک 9789645361585؛ ویولت، و «کلاوس» و «سانی بودلر» سه بچه از یک پدر و مادر ماجراجو و ثروتمند بودند، که در ساحل «برینی بریچ» می‌فهمند، که پدر و مادرشان در آتش سوزی بزرگی از بین رفته اند، و آنها باید از این به بعد در خانه ی «کُنت اُلاف»، که یکی از فامیل‌های دورشان است، زندگی کنند؛ کنت الاف با نقشه‌ ای، با استفاده از قانون ازدواج، آنها را مجبور می‌کند، «ویولت» به عقد «کنت الاف» درآید، تا کنت وارث وی شود، و بتواند از ثروت آنها استفاده کند، که با ؛ ا شربیانی

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